Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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