3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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