i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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