He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
