omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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