All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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