UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
