Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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