tell your sister to shave her snatch
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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