Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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