I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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