Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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