i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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