Me too!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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