You just made me feel so damn special
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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