It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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