If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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