I heard we made out
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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