And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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