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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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