We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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