Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
