East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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