Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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