shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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