did you get engaged???
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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