I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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