You're my little dorito
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Randomize
