i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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