so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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