C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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