well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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