They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
soo... how was my night?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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