she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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