Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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