Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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