I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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