Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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