out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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