I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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