they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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