words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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