I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he shaved USA in his pubs
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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