Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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