I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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