seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
