I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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