You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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