This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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