Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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