So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
